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More Arts, Less Farts
If you've known me for more than a minute or have read enough of this blog, you know that a large part of my life has been dedicated to making drawings and paintings. It's something I've done pretty...
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Just Can't Get Enough
My New Cat Box. One of my cats started doing this thing where their butt was positioned so perfectly while peeing that it would leak out of the space between the dome and the litter pan, resulting in...
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What I Wore
Here's my latest montage of outfits. You can tell I've been sweaty lately because my hair looks like crap in most of these pictures and I can't even manage to make an attractive pose in any of them,...
View ArticleLOL RAPE LOL
I didn't have an opinion outside of the obvious disgust and annoyance about the Daniel Tosh rape joke situation until recently. Daniel Tosh is a moron whose sense of humor appeals to the absolute...
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The Family Jewels
I spent the last week in Colorado visiting friends and family and came back with lots of new freckles and some new things to wear, including lots of cheap jewelry. As I was putting my new things away I...
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Culling the Herd
I did lots of shopping while on vacation, so naturally I came home and needed to make some room by cleaning out my closet. This isn't really a big deal to me. I clean out my closet fairly often (this...
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BONES
A couple weeks ago a local bar put on a dress up party/concert. The theme was "Creatures of the Night" so obviously I wanted to be Batman, but I decided to be cheap instead and just made a bone suit....
View ArticleWhat I'm Listening to Lately : Girly Rock Version
For the last month all I've been listening to is One Direction and all-female or female-fronted rock bands. I've been feeling very 14 years old all summer and I just want to bop around and make out...
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Pajama Party
After a long talk about art last night and then a visit to a friend's gallery this evening, I had a little itch to be creative. I tried to write a poem but it was not good, so I got out my husband's...
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InstaOutfits
This is a really good mix of outfits I really liked and felt great wearing (middle left, bottom left) and outfits I was too sweaty and lazy and probably also too hungover to give even half of one fuck...
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A Guide for the Awkward
This last week I officially began my graduate studies program. It's super exciting thinking about teaching, writing, and reading again, but not super exciting remembering how poor I am at meeting...
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FLOP
In light of some recent accomplishments (I got a sun burn and made curry!) I thought it would be fun to look at some recent and not-so-recent flops.Cat PinsSo a few months ago I decided to do something...
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Style Icon: Jenna Maroney
I've been watching a lot of 30 Rock lately and have just been in awe of Jenna Maroney. She is absolutely my favorite character on the show. Not only is she delusional, insane, narcissistic and...
View ArticleHair
Today in a class we vaguely touched upon ethnic hybridity in culture and literature, and I began to think about my own life. As I've mentioned before, I am mixed race but look totally white. This has...
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HOTDOGS
"Loaded up hotdogs often come with loads of extra fat, calories and carbs. Instead of a frank, try slipping a banana in that bun! Add onions, relish, and spicy mustard for a fresh, healthy take on a...
View ArticleSexy _______
Halloween is upon us and so indeed have the masses of no-fun grumps emerged from their jerk holes to rally against the revealing Halloween costumes that many women opt to wear for the occasion. To...
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OUTFITSTAGRAM
I've been a really bad blogger since early October. This isn't because I've been busy with school; I've also been busy with my pals and sleeping and eating and drinking a lot of vodka. So, sorry. I'll...
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Sour Outside
I'm a little sick for Colorado lately, mostly because I miss wandering around underneath Pike's Peak, so here are some pictures of me doing outdoors things looking generally sort of crabby or at...
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Just Can't Get Enough
Celeb Nude-A-Day - One of my BFFs, Katie, loves badly Photoshopped celebrity nudes. She thinks they're hilarious, and they are, but the bad ones are a special kind of funny (see above). She sends them...
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I'm Going to Be Late
On behalf of the chronically late, I apologize to you, anyone who has had to wait.I am often late. Very often. At least once a week I am late for something. Dates, parties, lunches,work, class. I have...
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